Wrong Computer Abbreviations

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

SCSI
System Can't See It

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

DOS
Defective Operating System

BASIC
Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CD ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly

DVD
Differing Vendor Designs

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW
World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP
Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

JAVA
Just Amazing Vendor Assurances

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

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