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Love New  Research

"if you love someone,
Set her free...
If she comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, she never was...."

Well the new research gave us some new thoughts

THE NEW VERSIONS
Pessimist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, as expected, she never was

Optimist:
~~~~~~~~
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
~~~~~~~~~~
If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.


Patient:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she
comes back ...

Playful:
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If you love someone,
Set her free ...
* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set
her free again,
repeat *

C++ Programmer:
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if(you_love(her)==TRUE)
{set_free(her);}
if(come_back(her)==TRUE)
{she_yours==TRUE}
else
{she_yours==FALSE}

Animal-Rights Activist:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free!!

Lawyers:
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If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment
of the Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that...

Bill Gates :
~~~~~~~~~~
If you love someone, set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge her for
re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologist :
~~~~~~~~~
If you love someone, set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians :
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you love someone, set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her coming back
is high
If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fans:
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If you love someone, Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Over possessive person
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If you love someone
don't set her free.

HR specialist
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you love someone, set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

MBA
~~~
If you love someone, set her free instantaneously and
look for others
simultaneously

Psychologist
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back her super ego is dominant
If she does'nt come back her id is supreme
If she does'nt go, she must be crazy.

Somnabulist
~~~~~~~~~~~
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back it's a nightmare
If she does'nt, you must be dreaming.

Finance expert
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back its time to lock fresh loans
If she does'nt, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert
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If you love someone, set her free
If she comes back she has brand loyalty
If she does'nt, reposition the brand in new markets.
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